There is never a dull moment in Chicago. And that includes studying.
Tonight I escaped off campus to drink coffee and read the 400 pages I needed in order to write a paper. It was a predominately unsuccessful endeavor, for three reasons.
- I drank coffee (duh) in order to stay awake (yay) because I was so tired (sigh) that I was going to fall asleep (yep). But caffeinating an exhausted body is like putting electricity to Frankenstein: weird things happen.
- I sat by a window, because sunlight and sunlight and please let me see a sunset so I won’t be homesick.
- My coffee shop was on an unquiet street corner, and it was the weekend before Halloween.
So instead of reading my book and sipping my coffee, I kept popping up like a livewire and watching the parade of strangeness right outside my window:
Like the avacado that nearly got hit by a car. He was too busy talking to Mario to pay attention. Or staring at Mario’s impressive mustache, like I was.
Shortly after them was a leopard who, apparently, found Waldo!
And Goldilocks in a pink dress, with a beard and a beer bottle…or a lumberjack with a blonde wig and an identity crisis.
Then a black widow spider got into a taxi. Unsure if the driver made it.
The cats were out in droves, including a few that should never have been let out of the house, and that is no longer figurative.
Big Bird was…big. And obnoxiously yellow.
Catwoman didn’t chase after him, but probably because her pants didn’t let her do much more than shuffle.
And, of course, a parade of superheroes like Batman, if Batman wore a yellow belt and a t-shirt, and Thor, if Thor was 100 lbs skinnier and wore dark blue shorts and a shiny red cape that only came to his waist.
I dressed up as a very tired college student, and I really think I nailed the look. The heavier-than-I-am-backpack was the clincher, although I thought the sweatpants and sporty lanyard were a great starter kit.
So, all in all, it was a scintillating night! Drinks and a show, basically.
Now I just have to go finish my reading with all the other people doing Halloween as college students. I’m sure it’ll be exciting!
Ha. Sarcasm over, here was tonight: sometimes you get homework done, and sometimes you sit back and let Chicago do its thing.
And sometimes you watch someone in spotted brown onesie scurry over a crosswalk while holding her tail.
Maybe missing you,